Pet owners are full of surprises. They experiment with their pets all the time, sometimes by getting them cute accessories, and other times by giving them hilarious haircuts. Dog owners are especially notorious when it comes to haircuts as most dogs usually have a hefty amount of hair to play around with. You can make your dog look like a professional assassin or a hippy hipster, all with a haircut. So if you are sulking around sitting all alone in your apartment, then we are here to entertain you with the most hilarious dog haircuts of all time. They will surely make up for an interesting piece to read and is bound to make you laugh.
Most Hilarious Dog Haircuts
The Sophisticated Pooch
Pooches are the cutest things ever. Their minuscule bodies wrapped in a furry coat make them cute as a button. But if you want your pooch to look like a corporate miracle then get them the perfect side parted haircut. With this haircut, your pooch can look like a sophisticated intellectual or a compulsive serial killer. Lolololol!
The Hippy Hairdo
All natural rough hairstyles have been in business for a really long time. This is because they are easy to fashion. Trend up your dog with a patch rough hair right on its head and make it look like they just jumped out of bed. It brings together cuteness and spontaneity with a touch of hilarity.
The Panda Dog
Get your hairy poodle trimmed in such a manner that it looks like a panda. The thing that does the trick here and makes your poodle look like a panda is the intricacy with which the hair around the eyes are trimmed and fashioned.
This cute yet hilarious attempt at appearing bold and fearless can work for your dog perfectly. Get it done professionally or experiment it all by yourself by making use of colour trimming tools. Go an extra step by dying the Mohawk a funky colour for that extra oomph.
The Disproportionate Haircut
Shave the trim the hair of your dog in a way to make the head look smaller and the body bigger. It requires trimming the hair of the head really neatly and fine and shaving the body just slightly. This may be a bit freaky too, but it sure as hell is hilarious.
Big Head Little Body
This haircut is another twist on the disproportionate haircut. Trim the hair of the body down to the last inch almost exposing your dog’s skin. But with the head, keep all the hair and trim them neatly. This gives the illusion of a small body and a big head and will turn out to be quite cute and hilarious.
The Grade Two Hair Cut
We have all gone to elementary school and all girls at some point or the other have had the stereotypical side parted puffed bob. However the bob looks cute on human kids, dogs with this haircut look absolutely hilarious.
The Royal Affair
Inspired by royalty, some dogs have been adorned with the typical ‘Fontage’ or the ‘tete de mouton’ which gives the typical 18th century feel. We don’t know about you but these dogs are ready for their tea with the queen.
The Mathematical Dogs
This idea is going big in Taiwan as Taiwanese groomers are fashioning perfectly geometric dog haircuts. They are doing so by cutting the hair of the head into perfect squares or circles which make these dogs look like perfection.
The Cool Strap On
Make your dog wear straps by this cool strapon haircut. Trim the hair at the back to fashion two straps. This gives the illusion of your dog wearing a hairy, strappy dress or carrying a strappy and chic backpack.
If you own a dog then you should definitely try these haircuts on it for a fun and hilarious time. Experimenting is cool and it’s even cooler with a fuzzy companion.